bumblebeebats:

me: hi, how are you today?

some SuitPerson: haha well you know - thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!

me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:

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uninsides:

daily-garfield:

08/19/78 (follow our twitter)

this is a top 10 post on this site

majimemegoro:
“ essence-of-armbarring:
“ maddogofshimano:
“@essence-of-armbarring saved yakuza
” ”

thatneoncrisis:

thatneoncrisis:

thatneoncrisis:

You know it was probably for the best the Terezi was some recluse who lived in the woods and ate live squirrel meat because if she actively participated in society with other teals they would have fucking necked themselves

She shows up to the meeting 20 minutes late in footie pajamas and light up sketchers and plays Zelda throughout the whole thing but no one can say shit because she got a 375 on her bar exam

Some exhausted teal co-worker: do have the file I asked for

Terezi, on her third box of chalk that week: OH FUCK Y34H

Co-worker, upon being handed an report written in gel pen and covered in glitter that will somehow be the most skilled and competently written thing he’s read all month:

justsomeantifas:

My little brother has brain cancer

We found out in 2016:

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see that little dot piece of shit, that’s the cancer that has been destroying his life, 

he has $4k of medical expenses medicaid wont cover because the government would rather let poor people fucking die than actually give a shit.

If you want to help my little brother with his medical expenses so he can get some important work done 

you can donate here: 

https://www.paypal.me/trevorth3

here is his gofundme he made: 

https://www.gofundme.com/5zmzcj-help-me-afford-medical-treatment

If not it’d be cool if you could spread this around, no pressure though. thank you for reading and have a nice day.

bluud:

sorry to be cringey but can we stop this idea that every furry is a sex hungry freak that likes bestiality and has really disturbing kinks. being a furry is just thinking anthropomorphic animals are interesting and cute. theres nothing inherently sexual about being a furry. just because someone says “im a furry” they arent necessarily confessing to you how they get horny for foxes with tits or diapers on dogs or something. so when u see someone make a fursona or draw an anthro animal, dont immediately think “they wanna fuck animals”. sometimes its just that….anthro animals….are fun to draw. 

basically,

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tntbytortoise:
“sweetsicks:
“ fakehistory:
“Australian immigrating to the US (2018)
” ”
@youvegotthemapbackwardsmatt
”

tntbytortoise:

sweetsicks:

fakehistory:

Australian immigrating to the US (2018)

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@youvegotthemapbackwardsmatt

bestrunescapememesbruh:

bestrunescapememesbruh:

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LET’S GET THIS TO 1,000 NOTES!